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The Non-Political Joke Thread

An SI Board Since July 2004

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55	A husband and wife had four boys. The odd part of it was that the older three ha	Tom Swift	-	7/14/2004
54	One night, a father passed by his son's room and heard his son praying: &quo	Tom Swift	-	7/14/2004
53	I don't get it. :-) ======================================================	Lazarus_Long	-	7/14/2004
52	A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all work at the same office for a female bos	Tom Swift	-	7/14/2004
51	A man walks into a bar, sits down, and orders a drink. "Hey, nice tie!&quo	Tom Swift	-	7/14/2004
50	Three men were trekking through the desert and came across a magician. The magic	Tom Swift	-	7/14/2004
49	A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. "Where are you hurt	Lazarus_Long	-	7/14/2004
48	There was a guy on the beach with about 25 gorgeous chicks swarming all around h	Tom Swift	-	7/14/2004
47	Good thing the jokes don't have to be clean. :-) =========================	Lazarus_Long	-	7/14/2004
46	A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and a lawyer were sitting on a trai	Tom Swift	-	7/14/2004
45	A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living.	Tom Swift	-	7/14/2004
44	Two lawyers are walking down the street, when a beautiful woman walks by. "	Tom Swift	-	7/14/2004
43	LOL!!! I was wondering if you would show up! And with a pretty good joke too!	Lazarus_Long	-	7/14/2004
42	PERFECT DAY FOR A WOMAN 8:15- Wake up to hugs and kisses. 8:30- Weigh 5 lb	Robert C. Nusbaum	-	7/14/2004
41	A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money was talking to his lawyer	Lady Lurksalot	-	7/14/2004
40	..................<b>25 SIGNS THAT YOU'VE GROWN UP</b>: 1.	CVJ	-	7/14/2004
39	Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The fir	Jagfan	-	7/14/2004
38	Two lawyers are leaving the office. “I can’t wait to get home,” says one of them	Jagfan	-	7/14/2004
37	One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he	Jagfan	-	7/14/2004
36	I guess this is the Lawyer Joke Thread. Here goes; A biker walks into a yuppie b	Jagfan	-	7/14/2004
35	How can you tell a lawyer is lying? Other lawyers look interested.	Tom Swift	-	7/14/2004
34	What's the difference between a lawyer and a vulture? Lawyers accumulate fr	Tom Swift	-	7/14/2004
33	What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of pond scum? The bucke	Tom Swift	-	7/14/2004
32	A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to itemize costs.	Tom Swift	-	7/14/2004
31	A judge, bored and frustrated by a lawyer's tedious arguments, had made nume	mph	1	7/14/2004

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