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The Non-Political Joke Thread
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580Little 10-year-old Freddie goes for a long weekend with his uncle, a wealthy farJagfan-9/2/2004
579“I’ve been making a lot of Freudian slips lately,” a man says to his friend. “LJagfan-9/2/2004
578Leaving the poker party, late as usual, two friends compared notes. "I can Jagfan-9/2/2004
577<i>I didn't get Descartes either. </i> It comes before DeHorse.The Rabbit-9/2/2004
576A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his zipper. TheJagfan-9/2/2004
575Adam was talking to his friend at the bar, and he said, "I don't know wLady Lurksalot-9/2/2004
574A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks Jagfan-9/2/2004
573The following are real conversations Directory Enquiries operators had with callLady Lurksalot-9/2/2004
572Quote from a recent meeting: "We are going to continue having these meetingLady Lurksalot-9/2/2004
571There was this haunted house on the outskirts of the town which was avoided by aLady Lurksalot-9/2/2004
570The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a doggie bar having a dLady Lurksalot-9/2/2004
569The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was in Lady Lurksalot-9/2/2004
568Wisdom 1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Age iKarin-9/1/2004
567Bill Gates picks his own punishment Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, wLazarus_Long-9/1/2004
566Windows Source Code Some people have hacked into Microsoft and stolen their WinLazarus_Long-9/1/2004
565Laz, If there was a joke in there, I failed to find it. <g> - Holly ----- Lady Lurksalot-9/1/2004
564Things You Don't Want To Hear From Technical Support "Do you have a slLazarus_Long-9/1/2004
563<i>Makes no difference to me, you're still not getting your work back.Lazarus_Long-9/1/2004
562An executive was stressed out. He had to fire one of his staff. He had narrowed Lady Lurksalot-9/1/2004
561A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bJagfan-9/1/2004
560Computer Messages: what they say and what they mean by it Press Any Key. PressLady Lurksalot-9/1/2004
559Jagfan, Me too. Glad you liked it. - Holly ----- Computers are Like Men... In oLady Lurksalot-9/1/2004
558How can you tell if a pig’s horny? . . .. She buys the first round.Jagfan-9/1/2004
557Q: How do you turn a fox into and elephant? . . . . . A: Marry it.Jagfan-9/1/2004
55614 Signs the Company You Work for Is Going Under They start paying everyone inLady Lurksalot-9/1/2004
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