Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke

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59533	My dad always said, “ Find a girl with an embarrassing tattoo and try to convinc	TimF	4	4/3/2019
59532	This guy had a conversation with Phi Mickelson about the pay per view event he h	dylan murphy	-	4/2/2019
59531	One day I changed a lightbulb, crossed the road and walked into a bar..... Then	TimF	1	4/2/2019
59530	People are usually shocked when they find out I’m not a very good electrician	TimF	2	4/2/2019
59529	The genie asked, "What’s your first wish?" Steve replied, "I wish	TimF	1	4/2/2019
59528	I thought everything had 10 letters.	Heywood40	2	4/2/2019
59527	I got the words “jacuzzi” and “yakuza” confused. Now I’m in hot water with the J	TimF	-	4/2/2019
59526	Everyone knows Neil Armstrong's famous first words on the moon, “One small s	Sun Tzu	2	4/2/2019
59525	What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters, but never has 5 letters, and always	TimF	1	4/2/2019
59524	You can belittle them all you want, the hobbits actually had a very sophisticate	Sun Tzu	-	4/2/2019
59523	A man is sitting at the bar, his head in his hands. Bartender: What’s the matte	TimF	2	4/2/2019
59522	If a service dog without a person approaches you, it means the person is down an	TimF	1	4/2/2019
59521	Neal Armstrong used to tell jokes about the moon. When no one laughed he said I	TimF	4	4/2/2019
59520	What do you call a Japanese car that gets in to an accident? A Honda Accordion	TimF	-	4/2/2019
59519	Don't know if you knew this, but in a Unix/Linux systems, Ctrl-z is used to	Sun Tzu	-	4/2/2019
59518	OK, last one (I promise): A text exchange between a man and his wife (who need	JimisJim	-	4/2/2019
59517	To go with its AIX system (a variant of Unix), IBM redesigned the X Window Syste	JimisJim	-	4/2/2019
59516	The computer designers who believe processor chips are obsolete must be drinking	JimisJim	-	4/2/2019
59515	Pun I stole from a 2-yr. old: What do you call a computer you use in the bathroo	JimisJim	-	4/2/2019
59514	I told the computer hardware and software engineers I work with to stop saying,	JimisJim	-	4/2/2019
59513	Moses was the first computer programmer. He invented "Control Sea" and	JimisJim	-	4/2/2019
59512	I changed my password to "incorrect" so whenever I forget it the compu	JimisJim	-	4/2/2019
59511	A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.	JimisJim	1	4/2/2019
59510	My computer is so slow it hertz	JimisJim	-	4/2/2019
59509	Even if you don't like Apple, you can't deny that one model is a 6S. (OK	JimisJim	-	4/2/2019

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