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5985What did the giraffe say when he walked in the bar? "Hey guys, highballs oTomato-10/12/2024
5984 It was my birthday last week. My wife asked me if I wanted oral sex or a new paTomato-10/11/2024
5983It's a little known fact that Julius Caesar did not die from stab wounds by Tomato-10/11/2024
5982According to ancient Japanese lore, a person’s emanations change to a blue-greenTomato-10/10/2024
5981A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, Observing his wife, looking at herselTomato-10/8/2024
5980I was in town today and saw a homeless man dressed like Henry VIII I thought thTomato-10/4/2024
5979My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. — Two Jewish Tomato-10/3/2024
5978Mary had a little sheep, and with that sheep, she went to sleep The sheep turneTomato-9/30/2024
5977Colleagues have been writing names on their food in the office fridge. CurrentlTomato-9/29/2024
5976My anatomy class had to assemble a human skeleton, and I hid one of the arm boneTomato-9/27/2024
5975Two very old ladies are driving along and one says to the other, "Did you jTomato-9/27/2024
5974Ohio State's Ryan Ray on one of his players: "He doesn't know the Tomato-9/26/2024
5973I met my wife at a fancy costume party where, strangely, we were both dressed aTomato-9/23/2024
5972Doctor, the embarrassed, man said, "I have a sexual problem. I can't geTomato-9/21/2024
5971Despite being the manager of a wildly popular Pho restaurant, the owner still maTomato-9/21/2024
5970Despite being the manager of a wildly popular Pho restaurant, the owner still maTomato-9/20/2024
5969A widowed Jewish lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a most deserted beTomato-9/14/2024
5968"Hi Mom, How are you?" "Hi Sally, where are you? I thought you wTomato-9/12/2024
5967My wife said her gynecologist recognized her at the supermarket. I told her sheTomato-9/8/2024
5966A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tTomato-9/7/2024
5965Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts into Tomato-9/6/2024
5964 Real Song Titles 1)She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger 2)Get Your Tongue OuTomato19/6/2024
5963A man tries on a made-to-order suit and says to the tailor, “I need this sleeveTomato-9/5/2024
5962During a lesson about adjectives, my friend, a grade school teacher, asked her cTomato-9/4/2024
5961A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex iTomato-9/3/2024
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