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The Non-Political Joke Thread
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605These are (supposedly) actual comments left last year on Forest Service registraLady Lurksalot-9/8/2004
604An actual tip from page 16 of the HP Environmental, Health & Safety HandbookLady Lurksalot-9/8/2004
603Laz, not only that but we are a largely humorless lot. <g> - Holly ----- HLady Lurksalot-9/7/2004
602Q: Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers? A: He threatenLazarus_Long-9/7/2004
601If what you did weren't so bloody, obscure, somebody might bother to write sLazarus_Long-9/7/2004
600Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, 35 children is enough. Q: I'm twoLady Lurksalot-9/7/2004
599Laz, who told you that! Mario Savio? <g> - Holly Why the pilotless planLady Lurksalot-9/7/2004
598Not only that, BUT we can't be trusted! I have that on the authority of a &Lazarus_Long-9/7/2004
597A nun at a Catholic school is asking her students what they want to be when theyJagfan-9/7/2004
596People over 35 should be dead. Here's why . According to today's regulSully--9/7/2004
595Arkansas: Eight million people with eight last names.Lazarus_Long-9/6/2004
594Badass Biker Bob wakes up at home with a huge hangover. He forces himself to opeLazarus_Long-9/5/2004
593A biker stopped by the Harley Shop to have his bike fixed. They couldn't do Jagfan-9/5/2004
592Ole lived across the river from Clarence whom he didn't like at all. They weJagfan-9/4/2004
591Q: Why are old men in nursing homes given Viagra? . . . A: So they don’t roll oJagfan-9/3/2004
590Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, barely able to see over the dJagfan-9/3/2004
589<i>They hear what you say, but not what you mean.</i> If you'd sLazarus_Long-9/3/2004
588The economist is the joke. :-) The National Transportation Safety Board recentLazarus_Long-9/3/2004
587AND I'll thank you two to leave my site alone! A minister at a frontier chuLazarus_Long-9/3/2004
586I knew there had to be a practical explanation of Descartes somewhere. LOL! &lManyMoose-9/2/2004
585A young lad asks his mother, "Mother, how do lions make love? Mother answeLady Lurksalot-9/2/2004
584A man comes home from an exhausting day at work, plops down on the couch in fronJagfan-9/2/2004
583A man goes into a supermarket and buys a tube of toothpaste, a bottle of Pepsi, Jagfan-9/2/2004
582Two gay guys are in a bathroom using the urinals. One of the guys looks at the oJagfan-9/2/2004
581Little Johnny is in math class one day when the teacher calls on him. “Johnny, Jagfan-9/2/2004
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