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The Non-Political Joke Thread
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630What pissed me off? Coming into the bar and ordering a double, the man leaned oKarin-9/9/2004
629A 747 was starting its descent and the pilot had forgotten to turn off the P.A. Jagfan-9/9/2004
628A man comes home from work and is greeted by his wife dressed in a sexy little nJagfan-9/9/2004
627UP FROM POVERTY - A Modern Fable: An unemployed man went to apply for a job witKarin-9/9/2004
626Q: How many perverts does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one, but itJagfan-9/8/2004
625Q: How many women with PMS does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. One!Jagfan-9/8/2004
624Q: How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb? A: Wanna go bikeJagfan-9/8/2004
623A bum asks a man for two dollars. The man says, "If I give you the money,Jagfan-9/8/2004
622This Flight The passengers were leaving the plane after landing, and one smiliKarin-9/8/2004
621A good friend will help you move. A TRUE friend will help you move the body.The Rabbit-9/8/2004
620I believe every one of them. Some day I'll tell you about my FS experiencesManyMoose-9/8/2004
619Whoever wrote that has to live here...it's all too true.sandintoes-9/8/2004
618A good friend will come and bail you out of jail... but, a true friend will be sJagfan-9/8/2004
617Atlanta is comprised entirely of one way streets. The only way to get out of dowLady Lurksalot-9/8/2004
616The other day I went to the local religious bookstore where I saw a "Honk iLady Lurksalot-9/8/2004
615About 1966 or so, a NASA team doing work for the Apollo moon mission took the asLady Lurksalot-9/8/2004
614Assmosis - The process by which some people seem to absorb success and advancemeLady Lurksalot-9/8/2004
613In a recent study, the government administered weekly doses of VIAGRA to an equaLazarus_Long-9/8/2004
612A three-year-old boy went with his dad to see a new litter of kittens. On retuLady Lurksalot-9/8/2004
611"Cat Haiku" You never feed me. Perhaps I'll sleep on your face. TLazarus_Long-9/8/2004
610The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble photograLazarus_Long-9/8/2004
609Ten signs you have a bad HMO 10. Annual breast exam conducted at Hooters. 9. Lady Lurksalot-9/8/2004
608Two men are walking their dogs, a poodle and a german shepard. They decide they&Lazarus_Long-9/8/2004
607Life lessons learned from a dog 1. If you stare at someone long enough, eventualLazarus_Long-9/8/2004
606Ten top ways to tell if Martha Stewart is stalking your dog 10. There's potpLazarus_Long-9/8/2004
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