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6693What do you call the mass murder of rednecks? The Hollercaust. — A guy has thTomato-January 10
6692"You better wait an hour or so before mowing the grass- it's probably sTomato-January 10
6691The teacher asks the children in her third-grade class to give her a sentence usTomato-January 9
6690What do you call a robbery of Italian ice cream? Grand Theft Gelato. — What wTomato-January 8
6689Customer: "Is that cabbage genetically modified? Farmer: "Why are yoTomato-January 7
6688Frank always looked on the bright side. He would constantly irritate his friendsTomato-January 6
6687A guy finds an old lamp in the desert. He rubs it and a genie pops out. The geniTomato-January 4
6686A woman phoned a plumber: "Can you come over and fix my kitchen sink again?Tomato-January 4
6685Adultery is a sin, you can't have your Kate and Edith too ! — A blonde giTomato-January 3
6684Out bicycling one day with my eight-year-old granddaughter, Carolyn, I got a liTomato-January 3
6683Singing in the shower is fun until the shampoo gets in your mouth... then it’s aTomato-January 2
6682A germ walked into a bar The bartender said "We hate your kind here; you&#Tomato-January 1
6681An Elvis Presley fan decided to get two tattoos of Elvis: one on each thigh. HowTomato-January 1
6680There was an old man who lived by a forest. As he grew older and older, he startTomato-12/31/2025
6679A pregnant woman once asked a librarian if they had any books on childbirth. TTomato-12/30/2025
6678My girlfriend must be dyslexic I told her if she wanted my attention to just sTomato-12/29/2025
6677A young man grew up his entire life saying that he wanted to grow up and becomeTomato-12/29/2025
6676My English teacher girlfriend just broke up with me. She wasn’t happy with my iTomato-12/29/2025
6675WORLD'S EASIEST QUIZ ! ( Passing requires only 3 correct answers out of 10 !Tomato-12/28/2025
6674There's this guy with a crush on a cashier at the grocery store so he asks hTomato-12/27/2025
6673I was a cereal stocker for a while at my local grocery store. The pay is okay,Tomato-12/26/2025
6672In medieval times, people used to attach a lamp to a horse when riding at nightTomato-12/26/2025
6671 A Genie once granted me one wish, so I said “I just want to be happy”. So now Tomato-12/26/2025
6670Clarence the brown-nosed reindeer. He was right behind Rudolph. He could fly jTomato-12/25/2025
6669Christmas Shorts Did you hear about the man who stole an Advent calendar? He goTomato-12/25/2025
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