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6764Javert's bakery opened today! Baguettes are two for €6.01! (Hopefully thiTomato-February 17
6763A Canadian goes to a psychiatrist for an evaluation. The psychiatrist starts witTomato-February 17
6762I want to tell my new girlfriend that she's using too much teeth when she goTomato-February 17
6761There was a young fellow named Sweeny Whose girl was a terrible meanie The hatchTomato-February 16
6760The first love of young lady Ederle, Found her hymen obstructed him steadily, BuTomato-February 16
6759Martinis are like nipples One is too few, and three are too many. — My doctorTomato-February 15
6758 Three tampons are walking down the road. A thin, a regular, and a super. WhichTomato1February 15
6757I find that the most time consuming part of taking my dogs for a walk is cleaTomato-February 15
6756Mr. Smith went to the shooting range but couldn't get his gun to fire. SoTomato-February 14
6755A dog walks into a bar and says, “A beer, please.” The bartender says, “Wow, yTomato-February 13
6754Subject: Conversion Table for 2026 1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to Tomato-February 13
6753Astronomer pick-up line: "Baby, the universe starts with U-N-I.” — ITomato-February 12
6752A new strain of head lice which is resistant to conventional treatment has been Tomato-February 11
6751 JEWISH ZEN 1. Let your mind be as a floating cloud. Let your stillness be aTomato-February 11
6750The new owner wanted to remodel the x-rated theater but found out all of the wTomato-February 11
6749Name the tragic event when 1/4th of the human population died. When Abel was muTomato-February 10
6748My computer at work crashed. Now all the other computers have slowed down to seTomato-February 10
6747I would never date the goalie of a women's hockey team. I've heard theTomato-February 9
6746Bad Bunny made as many yards during the half time show as the Patriots made for Tomato-February 9
6745The Geriatric Alphabet A is for apple, and B is for boat, That used to be righTomato-February 9
6744What do the Super Bowl and a doctor's officehave in common? Aaron Rodgers Tomato-February 8
6743What do you call a civil rights activist who's a shower sponge? Martin LoofTomato-February 8
6742Hear about the new deodorant for baseball players? It's called "UmpireTomato-February 7
6741What do you call a Mexican with a vasectomy? A dry Martinez. — Ladies, if youTomato-February 6
6740Two blondes were talking, one said to the other, "I just took a pregnancy tTomato-February 6
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