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Pastimes
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An SI Board Since July 2003

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Emcee: Tomato	Type: Moderated

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6776	A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex	Tomato	-	February 23
6775	I was leaving a restaurant the other night when a woman came up to me and aske	Tomato	-	February 23
6774	How can you tell a Tesla is on auto-pilot ? It uses its turn signals. — A te	Tomato	-	February 22
6773	The nipples of Sarah Sarong, When excited are twelve inches long This embarras	Tomato	-	February 22
6772	There was a young girl of Oak Knoll Who thought it exceedingly droll At a masq	Tomato	-	February 21
6771	There was a young girl from Hong Kong Whose cervical cap was a gong She said wit	Tomato	-	February 21
6770	Growing tired of her husband’s great mass, A young bride inserted some glass Th	Tomato	-	February 20
6769	How is sex like math? You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs,	Tomato	-	February 20
6768	Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey and vinegar? Because Kermit likes sweet	Tomato	1	February 20
6767	Woman: Doctor, whenever a man gives me a compliment, I want to fuck him at once,	Tomato	-	February 18
6766	Jones thinks his gonads are better than everyone's. He's egotesticle	Tomato	-	February 18
6765	A shiftless young fellow of Kent Had his wife fuck the landlord for rent But a	Tomato	-	February 17
6764	Javert's bakery opened today! Baguettes are two for €6.01! (Hopefully thi	Tomato	-	February 17
6763	A Canadian goes to a psychiatrist for an evaluation. The psychiatrist starts wit	Tomato	-	February 17
6762	I want to tell my new girlfriend that she's using too much teeth when she go	Tomato	-	February 17
6761	There was a young fellow named Sweeny Whose girl was a terrible meanie The hatch	Tomato	-	February 16
6760	The first love of young lady Ederle, Found her hymen obstructed him steadily, Bu	Tomato	-	February 16
6759	Martinis are like nipples One is too few, and three are too many. — My doctor	Tomato	-	February 15
6758	Three tampons are walking down the road. A thin, a regular, and a super. Which	Tomato	1	February 15
6757	I find that the most time consuming part of taking my dogs for a walk is clea	Tomato	-	February 15
6756	Mr. Smith went to the shooting range but couldn't get his gun to fire. So	Tomato	-	February 14
6755	A dog walks into a bar and says, “A beer, please.” The bartender says, “Wow, y	Tomato	-	February 13
6754	Subject: Conversion Table for 2026 1. Ratio of an igloo's circumference to	Tomato	-	February 13
6753	Astronomer pick-up line: "Baby, the universe starts with U-N-I.” — I	Tomato	-	February 12
6752	A new strain of head lice which is resistant to conventional treatment has been	Tomato	-	February 11

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