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6789What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common? The older they get the easier thTomato-March 1
6788Sometimes we forget the really important things in life. Last week, I took my gTomato1March 1
6787So a 104-year-old man is being interviewed on the news. The interviewer says, &qTomato-February 28
6786In Buddhism, people first die, then they attain Nirvana. Kurt Cobain did it tTomato-February 28
6785I am a professional field painter for the NFL I started my career in the late Tomato-February 27
6784A raisin takes a prune to the prom. ( it couldn't find a date ) — New JewiTomato-February 27
6783I put rum and pineapple into a particle accelerator and came up with a new drinTomato-February 26
6782Anyone remember these old books? Antlers in the Tree by Hoogoose DeMoose BloodTomato-February 26
6781Okra engineered to not give you gas: Okra Windfrey. — I accidentally got guacTomato-February 25
6780This is a collection of actual student bloopers collected by teachers from 8th Tomato-February 25
6779What did Dutch people eat for breakfast in the 1980's? Holland Oats. — I Tomato-February 25
6778King Tut called a restaurant to make a reservation. “I’d like to make a reservaTomato-February 24
6777What's the official dessert of the San Antonio Spurs? Pie Alamo. --- My Tomato-February 23
6776 A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex Tomato-February 23
6775I was leaving a restaurant the other night when a woman came up to me and askeTomato-February 23
6774How can you tell a Tesla is on auto-pilot ? It uses its turn signals. — A teTomato-February 22
6773 The nipples of Sarah Sarong, When excited are twelve inches long This embarrasTomato-February 22
6772 There was a young girl of Oak Knoll Who thought it exceedingly droll At a masqTomato-February 21
6771There was a young girl from Hong Kong Whose cervical cap was a gong She said witTomato-February 21
6770 Growing tired of her husband’s great mass, A young bride inserted some glass ThTomato-February 20
6769How is sex like math? You add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, Tomato-February 20
6768Why does Miss Piggy douche with honey and vinegar? Because Kermit likes sweet Tomato1February 20
6767Woman: Doctor, whenever a man gives me a compliment, I want to fuck him at once,Tomato-February 18
6766Jones thinks his gonads are better than everyone's. He's egotesticleTomato-February 18
6765 A shiftless young fellow of Kent Had his wife fuck the landlord for rent But aTomato-February 17
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