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75Anita is Dun. We miss her none. Go away please like a bad disease. We, this battPeter Dierks-11/13/2009
74There was a young lady named Bright Whose speed was much faster than light. She TimF-10/1/2009
73I think I'll refrain from composing Obama limericks. It would keep me up alManyMoose-9/29/2009
72Clinton's affair was with Monica Not Suzy, or Betty, or Veronica It ended TimF29/28/2009
71There once was a young girl named Jill. Who freaked at the sight of a drill. SheTimF-9/28/2009
70One morning while eating my Wheaties, I felt the earth move 'neath my feetieTimF-9/28/2009
69There once was a gal named Lewinsky, Who played music like a Stravinsky. 'TTimF19/28/2009
68 Bernie Madoff limericks - His investments’ ascent: like a rocket. His method: TimF-9/28/2009
67I just found one I wrote over 10 years ago A president whose nickname was SlickStephen O18/26/2009
66There was a young couple from Delhi Spent their honeymoon belly to belly BecauseTimF18/6/2009
65An arrogant wench from Salt Lake Liked to tease all the boys on the make. She waStephen O-5/19/2009
64This beautiful harlot from Lubies, Won fame for possessing two rubies. It'Stephen O-5/19/2009
63The man was on a bus from Bude He was happily munching his food When what did hePeter Dierks-4/10/2009
62There was a young lady from Bude Who rode on a bus in the nude Then a man up froStephen O-4/10/2009
61There once was a man named Dick He had an impressive stick It was not obscene UpPeter Dierks-4/10/2009
60From Manymoose: In Manymoose backyard it hailed With buckets and buckets he bailPeter Dierks14/8/2009
59Peter and Manymoose both went outside. They decided it was a nice day for a ridePeter Dierks-3/31/2009
58Happy Birthday to your wife!ManyMoose-3/29/2009
57This was written to my wife by me for her birthday There was a young lady from Stephen O-3/28/2009
56LOL! You're a Pote and you don't Note! <I> (Besides, I got the ManyMoose-3/28/2009
55Beware of those on a roll For the dough takes its toll They may learn to rise SePeter Dierks-3/28/2009
54From: Alan Smithee There once was a Senator named Reid Who followed more than hPeter Dierks13/28/2009
53Boy, you are on a roll!ManyMoose-3/28/2009
52I guess I didn't get enough syllables in some of my lines. Thanks.ManyMoose-3/28/2009
51There was an old lady of Ryde Who ate ten green apples and died. The apples fePeter Dierks-3/28/2009
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