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Why did the chicken cross the road?

An SI Board Since May 2000

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79	Rod Serling: Picture if you will...A chicken so desperate to get to the other	Edwarda	-	5/21/2000
78	Ross Perot: That giant sucking sound you hear is all our poultry heading sout	Edwarda	-	5/21/2000
77	Frank Perdue: It takes a tough man to chase down a fleeing chicken.	Edwarda	-	5/21/2000
76	Bibi Netanyahu: It doesn't matter how many chickens are displaced by the	Edwarda	-	5/21/2000
75	Ralph Nader: Because the crossing guard was asleep on the job. We need a new	Edwarda	-	5/21/2000
74	Bob Dylan: How many roads must one chicken cross?	Edwarda	-	5/21/2000
73	Bill Gates: md c:\othersid copy a:\chicken.jok c:\othersid del a:\chicken.jok	Edwarda	-	5/21/2000
72	Sherlock Holmes: It was running to catch the Edinburgh train at Victoria Stati	Edwarda	-	5/21/2000
71	Johann Friedrich von Goethe: The eternal hen-principle made it do it.	Edwarda	-	5/21/2000
70	Arthur Greenspan: When the committee meeting minutes are released in six mont	Edwarda	-	5/21/2000
69	Stephen Jay Gould: It is possible that there is a sociobiological explanation	Edwarda	-	5/21/2000
68	Obi-wan Kanobe: Because the force was with it.	Edwarda	-	5/21/2000
67	Evel Knievel: Because its jet pack failed and it couldn't cross the Snake	Edwarda	-	5/21/2000
66	Tom Lehrer: Got me. I gave up animal husbandry years ago. I was afraid they&#	Edwarda	-	5/21/2000
65	John Lennon: Imagine there is no chicken, it's easy if you try...	Edwarda	-	5/21/2000
64	Catherine McKinnon: Because, in this patriarchial state, for the last four ce	Edwarda	-	5/21/2000
63	Camille Paglia: It was drawn by the subconscious chthonian power of the femin	Edwarda	-	5/21/2000
62	Oliver North: National Security was at stake.	Edwarda	-	5/21/2000
61	Richard Milhouse Nixon: I'm glad you asked me about that. This is what I	Edwarda	-	5/21/2000
60	Jerry Seinfeld: Why do they call it a road anyway? Who knows it was a chicken	Edwarda	-	5/21/2000
59	Sisyphus: Was it pushing a rock, too?	Edwarda	-	5/21/2000
58	Henry David Thoreau: To live deliberately ... and suck all the marrow out of	Edwarda	-	5/21/2000
57	Ken Starr: I intend to prove that the chicken crossed the road at the behest o	Edwarda	-	5/21/2000
56	Sigmund Freud: The chicken obviously was female and obviously interpreted the	Edwarda	-	5/21/2000
55	Gerald R. Ford: It probably fell from an airplane and couldn't stop its f	Edwarda	-	5/21/2000

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