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The Non-Political Joke Thread

An SI Board Since July 2004

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80	Last winter, while sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his	Lady Lurksalot	-	7/15/2004
79	One Sunday afternoon, a guy walks into a bar with his pet dog. The bartender sai	Lady Lurksalot	-	7/15/2004
78	Just for the record, it really is OK to post other than lawyer jokes here. ====	Lazarus_Long	-	7/15/2004
77	Just for the record, Your Honor, only ONE of these taunting PMs was from me! An	Lazarus_Long	-	7/15/2004
76	A man enters the hospital for a circumcision. When he comes to after the procedu	Jagfan	-	7/15/2004
75	Rodney Dangerfield's 21 Best One Liners 1. I was so poor growing up ... if	Jagfan	-	7/15/2004
74	Well, 2 or 3 taunting pmails have a way of provoking an appearance. btw, I coul	mph	-	7/15/2004
73	What's the difference between a lawyer and a sperm cell? The sperm cell has	redfish	-	7/15/2004
72	A guy goes to see a lawyer and asks "How much would you charge me to answer	redfish	-	7/15/2004
71	That's how I felt a few weeks ago when I got a speeding ticket on a country	ManyMoose	-	7/15/2004
70	Yeah, I know. I'm just an old fart WITHOUT a pony tail. Never had one. Ne	ManyMoose	-	7/15/2004
69	Three blokes enter a disabled swimming contest. The first has no arms the seco	Tom Swift	-	7/15/2004
68	Last week I took some friends out to a restaurant, and noticed that the waiter w	Tom Swift	-	7/15/2004
67	Two Americans decide to open a bungee-jumping business in Mexico. They set up o	Tom Swift	-	7/15/2004
66	Two guys are committing a robbery. One of them is inside getting the money, the	Tom Swift	-	7/15/2004
65	During voir dire a lawyer asks each prospective juror whether they like lawyers.	Lady Lurksalot	-	7/15/2004
64	Nuns where repainting their chapel. They kept getting paint on their clothes so	Tom Swift	-	7/15/2004
63	There was an Asian lady who married an English gentleman and moved to London. Th	Tom Swift	-	7/14/2004
62	Which Search Engine does Arnold Schwarzenegger use? Alta Vista baby.	Tom Swift	-	7/14/2004
61	There once was a boy who named Odd. A lot of people would make fun of him beca	Tom Swift	-	7/14/2004
60	Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? A: No. Q	Robert C. Nusbaum	-	7/14/2004
59	Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At	Tom Swift	-	7/14/2004
58	The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for a ride o	Tom Swift	-	7/14/2004
57	A Horoscope For The Workplace ASTROLOGY: tells us about you and your future s	Tom Swift	-	7/14/2004
56	There was a dentist, an electrician, a salesperson, and a carpenter that met eve	Tom Swift	-	7/14/2004

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