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The Non-Political Joke Thread

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980	When Dan found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died	Jagfan	-	3/1/2006
979	A Russian is strolling down the street in Moscow and kicks a bottle laying in th	Jagfan	-	3/1/2006
978	At a nudist colony for intellectuals in England, two old men are sitting on the	Lady Lurksalot	-	2/28/2006
977	"What’s wrong with me, doc?" says the patient. "My balls have tur	Jagfan	-	2/28/2006
976	Keep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button.	Lady Lurksalot	-	2/28/2006
975	A man picks up a young woman in a bar and convinces her to come back to his hote	Lady Lurksalot	-	2/28/2006
974	A mother complained to her doctor about her daughter's strange eating habits	Lady Lurksalot	-	2/28/2006
973	"Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountere	Jagfan	-	2/28/2006
972	SEX and Popsicle.... John & Marsha decided that the only way to pull off a	arno	-	2/27/2006
971	A guy walks into a bar and there is a horse behind the bar serving drinks. The g	Lady Lurksalot	-	2/27/2006
970	Q: What exactly IS a polar bear? A: A cartesian bear after a coordinate transf	The Rabbit	-	2/27/2006
969	A man's house was on fire. He decided he would call the fire department. He	Lady Lurksalot	-	2/27/2006
968	Jagfan, Sadly, this is not too far fetched. I remember when the paramedics brou	Lady Lurksalot	-	2/27/2006
967	The teacher gave her fifth grade class an assignment: get their parents to tell	Jagfan	-	2/27/2006
966	A woman goes to a greengrocer and is looking round anxiously at a pile of orange	Lady Lurksalot	-	2/27/2006
965	An Englishman, an Aussie and a Scotsman are sitting in a pub, quaffing a few nut	Lady Lurksalot	-	2/27/2006
964	Three rednecks are working on a skyscraper: Steve, Bruce, and Jed. Steve falls o	Jagfan	-	2/27/2006
963	A little boy was walking down the street with a roll of duct tape when an old ma	Jagfan	-	2/27/2006
962	A man is holding his wife's hand as she is on her death bed. "Dearest	Lady Lurksalot	-	2/27/2006
961	To split the simple Atom All mankind was intent Now any day The Atom may Return	RinConRon	-	2/27/2006
960	What a wonderful bird the pelican: His beak can hold more than his belican. He	Lady Lurksalot	-	2/27/2006
959	A Russian man is walking through a bazaar, when a stranger comes up to him and o	Jagfan	-	2/27/2006
958	To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her it&#	Jagfan	-	2/27/2006
957	Whenever I feel blue, I start breathing again. I wondered why the baseball was	Lady Lurksalot	-	2/27/2006
956	What do you have if you have a moth ball in one hand and a moth ball in the othe	Lady Lurksalot	-	2/27/2006

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