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6668What does Santa use to clean his suit ? Yule Tide. — A man bought his wife bTomato-yesterday
6667I got a sweater for Christmas. But what I really wanted was a moaner or a screaTomato-Tuesday
6666Paul: "So lads, any idea how we're gonna end 'Hey Jude'"? Tomato-Monday
6665Sign at the local nudist resort : CLOTHED FOR THE WINTER — My sister, who woTomato-Monday
6664There is a new site for senior citizen dating. Its called "I've fallenTomato-Sunday
6663What do Starbucks and Victoria secret have in common? They both charge too muTomato-Sunday
6662What's the difference between a proctologist and a retail worker? The proctTomato-last Saturday
6661 A genie grants three wishes to an old lady. She says, "I want to be younTomato-last Friday
6660It's the first day of the parapsychology class. The professor asks, "HoTomato-last Friday
6659My local Chinese restaurant has been hit with a $700 electricity bill. They saiTomato-last Thursday
6658EVERYTHING!!!!! No piece of paper can be folded in half more than seven (7) timTomato-last Thursday
6657I've heard that U2 has never paid legal any legal fees Their lawyers all woTomato-December 17
6656Acquaintance: a person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enoTomato-December 16
6655Judas: Hey Jesus, you coming to the last supper? Jesus: the what? Judas: the sTomato1December 15
6654What's The Headless Horseman's Favorite Drink? Decappuccino. — YesterTomato-December 15
6653I'm going as cocaine for Halloween. That way someone will do me in the bathTomato-December 14
6652A guy traveling through the prairies of the USA stopped at a small town and wentTomato1December 13
6651I used to go out with a girl who punched me in the face when she orgasmed. I diTomato-December 11
6650Three French boys are walking down the street on a warm summer day. The windowTomato-December 10
6649They made a Hindenburg-scented perfume It's called Eau De Humanitie. — IfTomato-December 10
6648My memory is getting really bad. Now I can't remember if I lost my dog orTomato-December 9
6647A grandfather was delivering his grandchildren to their home one day when a fiTomato-December 9
6646When my grandson Billy and I entered our vacation cabin, we kept the lights offTomato-December 8
6645Surveys show that 80% of women who wear yoga pants never do yoga … And 100% of Tomato-December 7
6644Bad news from the emergency room ... An elderly man suffered a massive heart atTomato-December 7
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