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6801I checked out a medical book on abdominal surgery at the library. When I got hoTomato-8 minutes ago
6800Me: 911? My wife and I have been in an accident and she hit the windshield! 911Tomato-Saturday
6799A farmer looks up and sees his prized sheepdog running toward him. The sheepdTomato-last Friday
6798I think the last time I was inside a woman, was when I visited the Statue of LibTomato-last Thursday
6797Cheap apartments in the Middle East: Low rents of Arabia — Female masturbatiTomato-last Thursday
6796Hans and Klaus went mountain climbing with their mother, but she slipped and felTomato-last Thursday
6795Stonehenge workers have a busy night coming up moving the stones ahead an hour.Tomato-last Wednesday
6794Little Johnny’s mom sits him down before they go visit their neighbor who just hTomato-last Wednesday
6793National Pun Day- March Forth. -- Best state to grow vegetables in: Okrahoma Tomato-last Wednesday
6792After a long, dry sermon, the minister announced that he wished to meet with tTomato-last Tuesday
6791 One hot summer day, a blonde came to town with her dog, tied it under the shaTomato-last Tuesday
67901. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds 2. AVOIDABLE:Tomato-last Monday
6789What do cow pies and cowgirls have in common? The older they get the easier thTomato-March 1
6788Sometimes we forget the really important things in life. Last week, I took my gTomato1March 1
6787So a 104-year-old man is being interviewed on the news. The interviewer says, &qTomato-February 28
6786In Buddhism, people first die, then they attain Nirvana. Kurt Cobain did it tTomato-February 28
6785I am a professional field painter for the NFL I started my career in the late Tomato-February 27
6784A raisin takes a prune to the prom. ( it couldn't find a date ) — New JewiTomato-February 27
6783I put rum and pineapple into a particle accelerator and came up with a new drinTomato-February 26
6782Anyone remember these old books? Antlers in the Tree by Hoogoose DeMoose BloodTomato-February 26
6781Okra engineered to not give you gas: Okra Windfrey. — I accidentally got guacTomato-February 25
6780This is a collection of actual student bloopers collected by teachers from 8th Tomato-February 25
6779What did Dutch people eat for breakfast in the 1980's? Holland Oats. — I Tomato-February 25
6778King Tut called a restaurant to make a reservation. “I’d like to make a reservaTomato-February 24
6777What's the official dessert of the San Antonio Spurs? Pie Alamo. --- My Tomato-February 23
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