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A bottom-fish Derby of a lifetime..... Wid all der tax loss sellin., bad-mouthin da gold bar, da kurrenci problems, da ekonomikal cituashun, da shorters, da tenshuns here and dare, dis has put us uneqivikally into da poscibiliti fo da mudder and fodder of all bottom-fishin times. In respect dareof, it is hereby nounced da Bottom-fishin Derby da Resource Stox 1997. Da purpose da gettin dis Derby goin on is to kounteract sum der negativ tings of sentiment wots got dese resource puppies all headin soud. So as you get sum good stuff outa dis if you can't foller da yappin, be sure to check out da ** down below. Now just as in anglin fer da big ones where ders da differin species like da bass, krappy, pike, pickerel, etc so ders different kinds of resources bottom fishes as well. We have da wellcashed up bottom-fish, da not-so-well cashed up bottom-fish, da tax loss over-sold bottom-fish, da underpromoted bottom-fish, da be in da wrong place bottom-fish, da have nuttin bottom-fish, da be in da wrong kuntry bottom-fish, and many udder species not kategoreyzed here. So da idea is to select der bottom-fish wid some bux, and get da biggest return for dose buxs, simple OK? Now every Derby needs sum regulashuns to keep da ting fair and square-like, so here is da first cut 1. Da bottom-fishes stox must be seelected widdin da next tree weeks and hooked into 2. More dan one bottom-fish stox kan be hooked 3. Der must be sum cash to cover dis, in udder words u kant be usin bre-ex-like securities as kollateral 4. Da season fer hookin into da bottom-fish gotta end by year end 5. Any ting whats tradin in da resources like fer da gold, nickel, silver, kopper, and sum dose udder periodic tables tings too 6. Any wots been involved in da phinancin, and maybe run da stox up bit, den short to run da stox back down, so dey can reload on da cheaper warrants, kant enter dis Derby causin dey partly too blame fer sum dis mess 7. Udder guys whats just been shortin da sh&t outa any dese stox not eligible 8. Must land da bottom-fish sumtime next year, dat means still either have im on da hook or in da banx. 9. Sum dose newsletter guys not elegible causin der past experience Now just as in anglin fer da real fish u may or may not want to tell yer friend where u been catchin dem. Like you may want to be a bit devious-like in tellin im dat you caught him on da right side da boat, or you caught im on the bottom lip, so as to not give all der good bottom-fishin holes away. On de udder hand u may want to broadcast where u goin fishin and get up a big party. Whatever, dat be up to da individual. All we askin is dat u not make da big racket to scare way dose bottom-fishes. Now u might want to question why dis could be good bottom-fishin time. First we have to state da disclaimer dat we may not know wots were yappin bout, so u-all better heed dat. Now for da nitty-gritty. Ders da dumpin some gold bricks on da market, den ders da threats to do so, dis scare bit, den ders da ekonomikal troubles gets sum apprehensive bout da resource stox, den ders sum buyin wots not buyin causin der kurrencies in da doghouse, so ders lotta dose fund managers dumpin da gold and da goldilocks stox. Well if ders so much dumpin da gold, who's buyin? Well ders sum smart critters in dis world. Now countin u getta bout 3 to 1 gain by buyin da resource stox rather dan da gold brick, u might save frum buyin da brick and buy da stox, dat way u could poscibly outsmart da udder smart guys!! Now da kuntrys wots in bit of da trouble phinancially, not really dat bad causin dey are good hard workin peoples, wid lottsa da manuphacturin and everyting. Dey make cars, komputers, steel, boats, TV's, stairios, boy dey really industrious types. And wid da kurrency down bit, dey gonna start sellin more, for u knows it dey better off dan when all dis started, den dey start buyin up da gold brick dey been missin out on. ** Just as in anglin as u got da gear like da tackle box, nets, sum fish finders, so too we need some bottom-fish finders for da stox. One da best ways to find da bottom fishes is to look at da chart. Now to find maybe da gooder bottom fishies, you want to be lookin at lotsa charts real quick so u can pick and choose. One da best programs to do dat is available at chartsmart.com and just follow yer way around dare to do dis 1) Download da software (takes bout 40 mins) 2) Select rfilt, takes you to next screen 3) Select all criteria, click on the exchanges, set up a filter fer just da Mining and Mining Exploration sector, price filter at say $0.12, volume at 5000, run update ( dis takes 10 seconds) 4) Exit 5) Click on group, gets your filtered list of about 800 companies 6) Now click on F key of B key to go forward or back through your list and pick out da bottom fish, ( takes bout 30 minutes) 7) Add bottom fish to watch group to get a subset of about 100 or so bottom fishes 8) Print dis list so u can make notes on it 9) Sign up fo dis service ifin y likes it So in bout 2 hours or less u just like da prophessionals wid yer own bottom-fish list. Well good luck, and don't be fallin outa da boat-like, maybe we kan turn dis situashun round so as all der bottom-fishes become top fish. Now u-all kan add sum ideas to dis Derby, wot your favorites bottom-fishes are, wot kinda percentage increase u spectin, reasons for da seelecshun, and post here, but just post da good stuff. | ||||||||||||
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