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HEADLINE THREAD - READ ALL ABOUT IT
An SI Board Since January 1998
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Emcee:  Surething Type:  Unmoderated
Introduction Compact
During Bimbogate Pete Roker started his famous "Did Slink Boink Monica." thread. Contained within this thread were hundreds of witty and clever HEADLINES. Let's carry on this tradition and use this thread to parody current hot news topics.

Headline examples:

LOOSE LIPS SINK SLICK
CLINTON: SHE DIDN'T INHALE
PRESIDENTIAL PROBE BLOWS UP IN LEWINSKY'S FACE
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27 FROZEN BABY WELL THAWED OUT YEARS IN ADVANCE (see link) tampabayonline.netSurething-2/17/1998
26 True but I like the play on wrap and rap. SurethingSurething-2/14/1998
25 You should have just left it as OPRAH BEATS MEAT. I guess we'll have to waiDavid Lawrence-2/14/1998
24 OPRAH BEATS MEAT WRAP - Headline of the future?Surething-2/14/1998
23 KOOP DUPED, WON'T BE COOPED AT ARLINGTON.......Surething-2/5/1998
22 CHIEF INVESTIGATOR CHARACTERIZES CEMETARY PROBE AS A GRAVE UNDERTAKING (Is posLady Lurksalot-2/2/1998
21 SIXTY MINUTES UNCOVERS CEMETARY PLOT....DEATH RATES RISE!Surething-2/1/1998
20 GLAXO WELLCOMES AS SMITHdeKLINES AMERICAN-NOHOMEZoltan!-2/1/1998
19 PRESIDENTIAL PLOT UNCOVERED AT ARLINGTON CEMETARY...Surething-1/29/1998
18 DE<b>FELLATIO</b>N PUMPS MARKETS AHEAD, DOW UP 57.55 credit to Marmarcos-1/29/1998
17 more headlines on the "Did Slick Boink Monica" thread....MulhollandDrive-1/29/1998
16 MONICA BLINKS AS CLINTON PROBE COMES TO HEADDavid Lawrence-1/29/1998
15 1.) No!!!! 2:) Goodnight and we will see what's in the news tomorrow.Surething-1/29/1998
14 NO GRASS GROWING IN ARLINGTON PROBE, INVESTIGATORS SAY [1] Arlington has a petLady Lurksalot-1/29/1998
13 SOMETHING FISHY GOING ON IN ARLINGTON PET CEMETARYSurething-1/29/1998
12 INVESTIGATORS LEAVING NO STONE UNTURNED IN ARLINGTON CEMETARY PROBELady Lurksalot-1/29/1998
11 MILITARY CORPSE TRIES TO KILL ARLINGTON INVESTIGATION.Surething-1/29/1998
10 MONUMENTAL INVESTIGATION VAULTED IN ARLINGTON SCANDALLady Lurksalot-1/29/1998
9 INVESTIGATORS DIG UP MORE DIRT IN CEMETARY SCANDALSurething-1/29/1998
8 ARLINGTON INVESTIGATION HITS DEAD ENDLady Lurksalot-1/29/1998
7 FIREMAN ISSUED NEW TWINKIE UNIFORMSSurething-1/29/1998
6 AMERICAN ASSOCIATION OF ENGLISH TEACHERS CRITICIZE PRESIDENT'S USE OF DANGLSurething-1/29/1998
5 PREZ DEFENDS ARLINGTON CEMETARY SCANDLE, REMAINS TO BE SEENLady Lurksalot-1/29/1998
4 CLINTON SUBMITS BUDGET, MORE LIES AHEAD [1] This was a real one. Bet it made Lady Lurksalot-1/29/1998
3 ARLINGTON CEMETARY SCANDAL: GRAVE ACCUSATIONSSurething-1/29/1998
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