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Ask God II
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Emcee:  Graystone Type:  Unmoderated
I am starting another thread, I do not know if it will work. I want to make one thing clear to all who wish to post on this thread. We don't want any Christians showing up who are not potty trained. This is very simple, us normal decent respectable people believe that you have screwed up when you fail to Love Your Neighbor or Love God.

OK, here we go.
Moses, Jesus and God are out golfing. It is a 187 yd par 3, island green with a small approach. Moses has honors. He tees up and skies a ball, which lands in the middle of the water. He calmly splits the water hazard and goes down to the dry botton where he chips up and onto the green. Jesus is next. He gets a nice shot off but it falls short in the shallow water, he walks across the water hazard and proceeds to chip his ball out of the shallow water , it goes in the hole. God is next. He shoots the ball straight into the water as well, a passing fish grabs the ball, just then a kingfisher flies out of the sky and grabs the fish from the water. The kingfisher is flying over the green when the ball drops out and lands in the cup.
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Jesus turns to Moses and says, he thinks he is Arnold Palmer
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253Lather.Rinse.Repent.Jacques Chitte-10/24/2007
252REPENT!!!average joe-5/22/2006
251Message 8191518Sidney Reilly-3/7/1999
250 THE END IS NEAR Let those who have eyes, see. Message 5825196SOROS-9/23/1998
249 Heralding the return of <b>Whitestone</b>... He will lay an axe to Gregory D. John-6/27/1998
248 Hi Graystone, I know you are VERY busy and want you to know I am still praying Alan Markoff-4/30/1998
247 That's wonderful, Graystone. I always to love to hear about the joy a new WTCausby-4/26/1998
246 Family Graystone Update Thanks Graystone-4/26/1998
245 Congratulations!! Wonderful news!! TomWTCausby-4/25/1998
244 Graystone, Congratulations! GregGregory D. John-4/25/1998
243 MAZEL TOV!!!!!!!! I had hoped it would go easier for your wife, but he is a whoAlan Markoff-4/25/1998
242 Family Graystone Is prGraystone-4/24/1998
241 Thanks Nancy I thinkGraystone-4/21/1998
240 Dear Graystone, Sounds like it will be another quick one when it comes, I hope Alan Markoff-4/20/1998
239 Thanks DScottD It waGraystone-4/20/1998
238 <i>>>Baby Graystone is a he apparently, I am not committing to the DScottD-4/20/1998
237 The Treasure Hunt is notGraystone-4/19/1998
236 Graystone, How long have I worked on trying to find TRVTH? I can't remembeGregory D. John-4/19/1998
235 The Angel which is a Little Child <iGraystone-4/18/1998
234 Nothing yet AnyGraystone-4/18/1998
233 Graystone, Any word on the little boulder? Has the avalanche occurred? CouldnHenry Volquardsen-4/18/1998
232 I think that eGraystone-4/18/1998
231 Graystone, Perhaps you should name your soon to be new addition, Rocky? True..Gregory D. John-4/18/1998
230 "Rocks" is tired for sure. Graystone-4/18/1998
229 Thanks Greg I don&Graystone-4/18/1998
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