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Miracle Request Application

An SI Board Since June 1999

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Emcee: SIer formerly known as Joe B.	Type: Unmoderated

Introduction Compact

Post your request for a miracle here. Please include
a description of the desired miracle AND why
you deserve to have this miracle fulfilled.

I need a woman 'bout twice my age
A lady of nobility, gentility and rage
Splendor in the dark, lightning on the draw
We'll go right through the book and break each and every law.

I got a feeling and it won't go away, oh no
Just one thing then I'll be ok
I need a miracle every day.

I need a woman 'bout twice my height
Statuesque, raven-dressed, a goddess of the night.
Her secret incantations, a candle burning blue
We'll consult the spirits maybe they'll know what to do.

And it's real and it won't go away, oh no
I can't get around and I can't run away
I need a miracle every day.

I need a woman 'bout twice my weight
A ton of fun who packs a gun with all her freight
Find her in a sideshow leave her in L.A.
Ride her like a surfer running on a tidal wave.

And it's real, believe what I say, yeah
Just one thing I got to say
I need a miracle every day.

It takes dynamite to get me up
Too much of everything is just enough
One more thing I just got to say
I need a miracle every day,
I need a miracle every day,
I need a miracle every day, (got to be the only way)
I need a miracle

(R. Weir, J. Barlow)

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Reply	Message Preview	From	Recs	Posted
13	Wow it's been over 11 years, Iko passed 15 months after you replied to her.	SIer formerly known as Joe B.	-	6/24/2010
12	I can't do the same miracle twice and someone all ready asked for and recei	SIer formerly known as Joe B.	-	6/7/1999
11	I need a car, which would be a miracle, why its really hot where i live and i h	jalancreen	-	6/7/1999
10	You only need one kidney, no miracle required. I'm beginning to see the app	SIer formerly known as Joe B.	-	6/7/1999
9	Some asshole with a huge margin call just swiped my kidney. I need a new one.	Intrepid1	-	6/7/1999
8	isps.com	SIer formerly known as Joe B.	-	6/7/1999
7	To all who read this thread: Please note that if you need a miracle every day,	Estimated Prophet	-	6/7/1999
6	Overload. Please submit one Miracle Request at a time. Please try again tomorr	SIer formerly known as Joe B.	-	6/7/1999
5	I request an ISP that works more often than once every 10 damn days. I deserve	Estimated Prophet	-	6/7/1999
4	I asked for and got my miracle. Miraculously enough it was you who broke the ru	Iko	-	6/7/1999
3	You did not explain why you deserve it. Thus you failed to play by the rules. B	Estimated Prophet	-	6/7/1999
2	Granted	SIer formerly known as Joe B.	-	6/5/1999
1	How about steak for dinner tonight because I deserve it?	Iko	-	6/5/1999

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