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Women Jokes

An SI Board Since December 1999

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Introduction Compact

1. I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not
dumb
... and I also know that I'm not blonde. -Dolly Parton-

2. You see a lot of smart guys with dumb women, but you hardly ever see a
smart woman with a dumb guy. -Erica Jong-

3. I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends
told
me she was in labor for 36 hours. I don't even want to do anything that
feels
good for 36 hours. -Rita Rudner-

4. I've been on so many blind dates, I should get a free dog. - Wendy
Liebman-

5. Never lend your car to anyone to whom you have given birth. -Erma
Bombeck-

6. If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. -
Sue
Grafton-

7. I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
-Roseanne
Barr-

8. I think-therefore I'm single. -Lizz Winstead-

9. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade
another country. -Elayne Boosler-

10. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. -Maryon Pearson-

11. I base most of my fashion taste on what doesn't itch. -Gilda Radner-

12. In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything
done, ask a woman. -Margaret Thatcher-

13. I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and
a
career. -Gloria Steinhem-

14. I never married because there was no need. I have three pets at home
which answer the same purpose as a husband. I have a dog which growls
every
morning, a
parrot which swears all afternoon and a cat that comes home late at night.
-Marie Corelli-

15. Nagging is the repetition of unpalatable truths. -Baroness Edith
Summerskill

16. If men can run the world, why can't they stop wearing neckties? How
intelligent is it to start the day by tying a little noose around your
neck?
-Linda Ellerbee

17. I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man, I keep his
house.

-Zsa Zsa Gabor-

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2	It looks like a good thread. Pity it never took off. OK... Something my elder s	maceng2	-	12/9/2005
1	Two broads go inna bar...oops, wrong thread...sorry...	Tom Clarke	-	12/21/1999

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