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AAA - You don't know Jack Shit

An SI Board Since November 2000

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Introduction Compact

Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says " you don't know
jack schitt." Now you can intellectually handle the situation.

Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt and O Schitt. Awe Schitt, the magnate,
married O. Schitt, the owner of Kneedeep N. Schitt, Inc.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt, and the deeply religious couple
produced six children: Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt,
and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against her parents' wishes, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school
dropout.

After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later
married Mr. Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, wanted to
keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt-Sherlock.

Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a nervous son, Chicken
Schitt.

Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt were inseparable throughout their childhood and
subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens
Wedding.

The Schitt-Happens children are Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son left home to tour the world, and recently
returned from Italy with his new bride, Pisa Schitt.

So now when someone says, "you don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct
them.

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3	This threads reminds me of that tragic Russian post-operative transsexual, "	Intrepid1	-	4/7/2001
2	Hi No I unfortunately do not know the ancestory to Schitt Fuk. I would however	Beefstick	-	3/28/2001
1	Thanks. Do you know the ancestory of Schitt Fuk?	Lodi	-	3/24/2001

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