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Laz For CA GUV!
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Emcee:  Lazarus_Long Type:  Unmoderated
Hey, everybody else in the state is running, why not me? I haven't even stolen any cars! Honest!

Platform of the Resurrection Party

LAZ FOR GOVERNOR!

1. The state will be divided north-south by a line of latitude passing through the southernmost point of the city limits of Summerland. The southern portion, being alien territory and in a constant state of insurrection, will be be auctioned on Ebay with a minimum bid of $38 billion.

2. The People's Republics of Santa Cruz, Palo Alto (excepting Stanford University), and Berkeley will be dug up and shipped, with the residents, to the Soviet Union. I don't care if there is no Soviet Union any more! They made the mess; they shall have to clean it up! The winning bidder for southern CA shall decide what is to be done with the People's Republic of Santa Monica. We recommend several megatons.

3. Medicinal pot shall remain legal. Any resident not having a disease requiring medicinal pot must get one.

4. Other crackpot ideas will be adopted as needed to garner votes.
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260<i>Hispanic, but she is also a Republican. </i> We're going Lazarus_Long-8/26/2003
259URL:http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,95671,00.html Polls Are Schizophrenic calgal-8/25/2003
258URL:http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,94292,00.html Schwarzenegger: I Want tocalgal-8/25/2003
257More Backers Throw Support to Schwarzenegger Monday, August 25, 2003 Scalgal-8/25/2003
256URL:http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,95617,00.html Some Tribes in Californiacalgal-8/25/2003
255Spanish Media Eye Recall Race With Different Lenses Monday, August 25, 2calgal-8/25/2003
254New Schwarzenegger Adviser No Friend of Bush URL:http://www.foxnews.com/scalgal-8/25/2003
253I received an e-mail from my friend who support AS, but our opinions differ in scalgal-8/25/2003
252URL:http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&cid=511&ncid=703&e=2calgal-8/25/2003
251Poll: Schwarzenegger Trails in Calif. Remaining GOP Rivals Refuse to Quit Race calgal-8/25/2003
250Bill O'Reilly California lessons URL:http://www.jewishworldreview.com/colcalgal-8/25/2003
249URL:http://www.washingtontimes.com/op-ed/garner.htmcalgal-8/25/2003
248Dems' Inner Turmoil Fuels Recall Opponents' Efforts Saturday, Aucalgal-8/25/2003
247McClintock Resolved to Stay in Calif. Race Sunday, August 24, 2003 Majorcalgal-8/25/2003
246Many Actor-Candidates Enter From Stage Right Monday, August 25, 2003 By calgal-8/25/2003
245URL:http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,95560,00.html Poll Favoring Dems Fuels Ccalgal-8/25/2003
244ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER AS ... THE CONTENDER By Dion Nissenbaum Mercury News Sacracalgal-8/24/2003
243This was written earlier: URL:http://www.washingtontimes.com/op-ed/20030818-0855calgal-8/24/2003
242Bill Simon Drops Out of California Governor Race URL:http://www.foxnews.com/stcalgal-8/24/2003
241Be glad to if Bob will turn this into a moderated thread. It isn't like youLazarus_Long-8/24/2003
240Oh, you actually thought I was going to read your silly little thread? Ban me plAuBug-8/23/2003
239You've just got to love Ann!sandintoes-8/18/2003
238Bustamante lashes out at Davis SAYS GOVERNOR NEEDS TO PUT PARTY FIRST; BILL SIMOcalgal-8/18/2003
237Ann Coulter The Dems' laboratory: The host organism dies newsandopinioncalgal-8/18/2003
236It's Just a chess game.....calgal-8/18/2003
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