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To: High Grader who wrote (10220)	6/9/1999 1:21:00 PM
From: Goalie	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

A couple, married for 35 years, are in bed when the wife turns to the husband. "You know dear, our foreplay is getting to be boring. Sometimes I want sex, sometimes, I don't. So let's work out a set of signals to make it interesting." The husband agrees. Says the wife: "If you want to make love, just pull once at my left breast; if you don't want to have sex, pull twice on my right breast." Says the husband: "When you want sex, just grab my penis and pull once. If you don't want sex, pull on it 50 times."