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To: Fast Eddie who wrote (10274)	6/15/1999 8:10:00 PM
From: George M.	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62578

When a friend of mine got laid off, he got himself a job in a tampax factory, putting Get Well cards in all the boxes.

To: Fast Eddie who wrote (10274)	6/16/1999 4:59:00 PM
From: Fast Eddie	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62578

I wasn't booed off the stage yesterday, so here we go again...... * * * * * * * * * * * * * * A plane, carrying a number of passengers, and a cargo of Pepsi, crashed in the jungle. A rescue team is sent to find them. They ask the villagers if they've seen the plane, and the villagers return with their chief. The head of rescue asks the chief, through an interpreter: "Have you seen our airplane with the passengers and the Pepsi?" The chief replies: "Yes, ate passengers and drank Pepsi." Thinking he misunderstood, the rescue person repeats "You ate the passengers and drank the Pepsi?" The chief replied: "Yes!" "You mean you ate their arms?" The chief said: "Yes, ate arms, drank Pepsi." Shaking his head the man asks: "You ate their legs?" The chief replies, "yes, ate legs, drank Pepsi". "Good God man, don't tell me you ate their...well, their...things?" "No", the chief exclaimed, "things go better with Coke!" ***************************************************************************