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To: George M. who wrote (10304)	6/15/1999 9:09:00 PM
From: Elmer Flugum	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62578

Sarcastic remarks to get you through the day 1. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...? 2. Do I look like a f**king people person? 3. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting. 4. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left. 5. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me. 6. If I throw a stick, will you leave? 7. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe? 8. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth. 9. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed. 10. Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage. 11. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable. 12. I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house? 13. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead. 14. A woman's favorite position is CEO. 15. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. 16. Too many freaks, not enough circuses. 17. Macho Law prohibits me from admitting I'm wrong. 18. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it? 19. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done. 20. And which dwarf are you? 21. I majored in liberal arts. Will that be for here or to go?