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To: Elmer Flugum who wrote (10305)	6/15/1999 9:51:00 PM
From: Marty Rubin	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62578

IT WAS VERY CROWDED at the supermarket, and the customer in front of me had a large order. As the harried-looking clerk lifted the final bag for her, its bottom gave way, sending the contents crashing to the floor. "They just don't make these bags like they used to," the clerk blurted to the customer. "That was supposed to happen in your driveway!" --Contributed to "Life In These United States" by Michael R Galarneau The Reader's Digest Association, Inc. All rights reserved