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To: Marty Rubin who wrote (10306)	6/15/1999 10:19:00 PM
From: Marty Rubin	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62578

MY JOB was in a large city, some 80 miles from my home. Rather than commuting daily, I frequently stayed over, and then joined my wife at home on the weekends. Once, my wife decided to surprise me. She telephoned the hotel where I was registered and asked the desk clerk to tell me that she was coming to spend the night with me. She was sure that she would arrive in time for dinner. As luck would have it, we both reached the hotel entrance at 5 p.m. After kissing and embracing, we headed arm-in-arm into the hotel. The desk clerk ran up to me. "Get rid of that woman," she whispered frantically. "Your wife is in town!" --Contributed to "All In a Day's Work" by David P. The Reader's Digest Association, Inc. All rights reserved