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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: MrsNose who wrote (10543)	6/30/1999 3:52:00 PM
From: Peter S. Maroulis	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62554

A group of officers are standing around talking when an LT said "I feel that making love is 80% fun and 20% work." A CPT responded by saying, "No, I think that making love is more work than that. I would say that it is 60% fun and 40% work." Then a Major says, "No, making love is definitely way more work than that. I would say that it is 20% fun and 80% work." They are all contemplating the conversation when an NCO walks by. The officers call the NCO over to ask his opinion. The Major says, "Excuse me Seargent, we are having a discussion and would like your input. The LT says that making love is 80% fun and 20% work. The CPTsays that making love is 60% fun and 40% work. I say that making love is 20% fun and 80% work. What is your opinion?" The NCO smiles and says: "Sir, you are all wrong. Making love must be 100% fun because if there was any work involved, you would have a Enlisted person doing it for you."