To: pezz who wrote (20419 ) 7/7/1999 1:54:00 AM From: ManyMoose Respond to of 20981
<<the foresight of our founding fathers with regards to the basic setup of our system? >> Precisely my point, the Bill of Rights being fundamental to that setup. But, you say, the founding fathers thought they were talking about flintlocks, not assault rifles. Wrong. Flintlocks were the highest form of assault rifle in their day, and they didn't say flintlocks, they said ARMS. <<Just a little common sense. >> Well, common sense should be engaged, it's true. I personally think that no person lacking common sense should come near a firearm. Will that stop fools from acquiring them? People should be tested for common sense. But by whom? Slick Willie? He has demonstrated what he thinks is common sense, hence this list of over 20,000 messages debating the issue. And who defines common sense? See, one version of common sense is that ugly guns should be outlawed or at the very least withheld by the firearms industry. In this category I would put Uzis, Tech 9s, and machine guns, among others. Some of these guns are just too ugly to live. They have lousy balance, can't be carried easily, and are of no use to much of anybody. We should just have elegant guns like the ones I prefer: Colt Single Action Army, Model 94 Winchester, M1 Garand, Swedish Mauser, Luger, .45 ACP Model of 1911-A1, and the like. If we just had elegant guns, these guys who like to shoot up McDonald's stores would soon tire of oiling them and return to their rock. Right? But it's been clearly demonstrated that an elegant gun that is perfectly legal can be turned into an ugly gun that Clintonites could righteously ban without changing ONE single function. The reverse is also true. I once saw two perfectly beautiful .22 rifles available at any K-Mart configured to effectively function as a machine gun. Maybe we should ban them too. In fact, let's just kick ass and take names. Let's take Rosie O'Donnell's name. She should be locked up: as a PR shill for K-Mart she is endorsing these guns. That shouldn't be allowed. OK then, let's just support the NRA-sponsored "Instant" Check program. That might be a step in the right direction, but it too has no real benefit. I was in our local gunshop the other day when a Tlingit gentleman from the little native town of Kake came in to buy a pistol for halibut fishing. (It's good to have a firearm because at 200 pounds, a respectable halibut must be stone dead before you haul her on board. A non-dead one will beat the hell out of your boat and knock you into the water for a slow death by hypothermia. Perhaps a just fate for a catch-and-eat fisherman, no? Here we call them subsistence fishermen.) I watched as the gunshop owner explained how the "instant" check would work, and that about 60 percent of the time there is a delay of three days. Well, the town of Kake is 200 miles from here, and there ain't no roads so you have to float or fly, either way at considerable expense. Naturally the Tlingit gentleman was interested in getting instant approval. It did not come, so the man had to make plans to come back to get his gun. Of course, had I been so inclined, I could have met him just outside the door with the kind of gun he wanted and he could have gone straight home with it saving a pile of money and giving me a nice profit. I'm NOT so inclined because once I buy a gun I never sell it and I haven't bought one since the President belonged to the NRA. People who do, though, are everywhere in Alaska because it's still much like a frontier even in the state capital where I live. Maybe where you live they are a little harder to find, or perhaps more unsavory. But here you could ask three people and come up with two gun-owners, one willing to sell a gun. So, what was gained? Nothing except a little cultural warfare on a native American. So are we a little safer now because this man had his Second Amendment and cultural birthrights infringed? Ask Slick.