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To: Sarkie who wrote (10684)	7/12/1999 11:41:00 PM
From: Tomato	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

> >An Irishman, a Mexican and a blond guy were doing construction work > >on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building. > > > >They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, "Corned beef and > >cabbage! If I get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch I'm > >going to jump off this building." > > > >The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Burritos again! If I > get > >burritos one more time I'm going to jump off, too." > > > >The blond opened his lunch and said, "Bologna again. > >If I get a bologna sandwich one more time I'm jumping too." > > > >Next day the Irishman opens his lunch box, sees corned beef and > >cabbage and jumps to his death. > > > >The Mexican opens his lunch, sees a burrito and jumps too. > > > >The blond opens his lunch, sees the bologna and jumps to his death > >also. > > > >At the funeral The Irishman's wife is weeping. She says, "If I'd > >known how really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage I never would > >have given it to him again! > > > >The Mexican's wife also weeps and says, "I could have given him tacos > >or enchiladas! I didn't realize he hated burritos so much." > > > >Everyone turned and stared at the blond's wife. > >"Hey, don't look at me" she said. "He makes his own lunch."