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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: JTinker who wrote (10707)	7/14/1999 10:21:00 PM
From: Tomato	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62578

> A gangster mob is deliberating over methods they will employ in > robbing their next bank. After several previous successful bank heists, they > agree on the way to go about it, and in the wee hours of the following > morning, embark on their plans to get rich yet again. > > > > Once inside the bank, efforts at disabling the internal > > security system got under way immediately. The robbers were expecting one > or two huge safes filled with cash and valuables, but were surprised (and > happy) to see hundreds of smaller safes scattered strategically throughout the > bank. > > > > The first safe's combination was cracked, and inside the robbers > > were surprised to find only vanilla pudding. Well, "said one > > robber to another, "at least we got a bit to eat." The second safe also > contained nothing but vanilla pudding, and the process continued until all the > safes were opened and there was not a dollar, a diamond, nor an ounce of gold > to be found. All the safes contained little containers of pudding. > > > > Disappointed, each of the mobsters made a quiet exit, leaving > > with nothing more than queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The following > morning, the newspaper headline read: > > > > City's Largest Sperm Bank Robbed Early This Morning