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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Carole Olkowski who wrote (10800)	7/23/1999 5:02:00 PM
From: Stephen	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

I just saw the wheelchair joke ... which is one of my favourites. here's another: An Englishman (we (joke/me) are both English), Scotsman & Irishman entered a French bordello. 'Ah welcome mon amis .... to ma 'umble maison de pleusure ....I am Madame Fifi .... your hostess .... ' The shy group hesitantly edge into the main salon ... 'Now ... my friends ... what can I do for you today ... ahhhh .. don't tell me ... let me guide you ... upstairs in that room is Michelle .... la belle .... who will fulfill your dreams'. 'Err' starts the Scotsman 'thats al very well and goud, but how much does it cost' 'Ah ... you are ze Scottish man are you not ?? ... vell .... Michelle ... la Belle ... has 3 levels of service. Ze are 10francs, 20francs & 30 francs ... all of which will satisfy you' 'Alright' replies the Scotsman, "I'll go first' and with that brings his purse out of his sporran and hands over 10 francs to madame Fifi. He then wanders up the stairs, knocks on the door and walks in. 10 minutes later he emerges from the room with a big smile on his face. Skipping down the stairs his friends eagerly ask him what happened. 'Well .... I went in ... Michelle ...la Belle lifted my kilt ...... and then .... well .... she opened a can of pineapple rings, put one on my willy ... and slowly ... ever so slowly .... nibbled and licked it off ...ahhhhhh...it was reel good !!!' 'Okay' says the Englishman ...'my turn ... here's my 20 francs. Up goes the Englishman ... knocks on the door and goes in ... 15 minutes later .... out he comes .... big grin on his face ... and toddles down the stairs where hid friends await. 'Well man ... what happened' 'I went in ... Michelle ... la Belle ... took my trousers off .... and then ... put two pineapple rings on my dingaling ... squirted some cream on top ... and then .... licked and nibbled them off ..... it was .... fantastic !!' 'Oh begorra' ... says the Irishman 'I can't wait .... here's my 30 francs' and with that he runs up the stairs, knocks on the door and enters. 5 minutes later there was a horrible scream .... with an Irish accent !!! The door flew open and the Irishman staggeered down the stairs holding his groin. 'What happened man ... what wrong. 'Aghhh ...' through gritted teeth the Irishman explains' .. 'I went in and Michelle ... la Belle ..... put 3 pineapple rings on my dick. Then she got some cream and sprayed it all over the pineapple rings ... and topped it off with a cherry !!. Dam if it didn't look so good that I took a bite meself !!! Have a good weekend everyone Stephen