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To: Neenny who wrote (10821)	7/26/1999 7:37:00 AM
From: Carole Olkowski	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

> >Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in > >court on Friday before the judge. The judge said, "You seem like nice > young > >men, and I'd like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I > want > >you to go out this weekend and try to show others the evils of drug use and > >get them to give up drugs forever. I'll see you back in court Monday. > >Monday, the two guys were in court; and the judge said to the first one, > >"How did you do over the weekend?" "Well, Your Honour, I persuaded 17 > >people to give up drugs forever." "17 people? That's wonderful. What did > >you tell them?" "I used a diagram, Your Honour. I drew two circles like > >this..... O.......o... and told them this (the big circle) is your brain > >before drugs and this small circle) is your brain after drugs." "That's > >admirable," said the judge. > >"And you , how did you do? " - the judge asked the second guy. "Well, > Your > >Honour, I persuaded 156 people to give up drugs forever." "156 people! > >That's amazing! How did you manage to do that ?" > >"Well, > >I used a similar approach (he draws two circles)....o.........O..... "I > >said (pointing to the small circle) "this is your a**hole before prison..."

To: Neenny who wrote (10821)	7/27/1999 10:00:00 AM
From: Edwarda	Respond to of 62549

The Top 10 Rejected Motel 6 Slogans: 10) Because you deserve better than the backseat of some car. 9) As seen on “COPS” 8) If We'd Known You Were Staying All Night, We'd Have Changed the Sheets 7) We left off the 9, but you know it's there. 6) Sure, you could stay someplace nicer, but then you wouldn't have money left over for a hooker. 5) We'll leave the Lysol out for ya! 4) We don't make the adultery. We make the adultery better. 3) It's Hookerriffic! 2) Cheap and Easy - Just Like Your Mother and the Number 1 Rejected Motel 6 Slogan... 1) We put the “Ho” in “Hotel”