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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (10903)	8/4/1999 11:51:00 AM
From: JakeStraw	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62569

How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say fck? \| \| \| \| \| \| \| \| V Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell BINGO*!

To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (10903)	8/5/1999 9:35:00 AM
From: JakeStraw	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 62569

An archaeologist was digging in the Negev Desert in Israel and came upon a casket containing a mummy. After examining it, he called the curator of a prestigious natural-history museum. "I've just discovered a 3,000 year-old mummy of a man who died of heart failure!" the excited scientist exclaimed. To which the curator replied, "Bring him in. We'll check it out." A week later, the amazed curator called the archaeologist. "You were right about the mummy's age and cause of death. How in the world did you know?" "Easy. There was a piece of paper in his hand that said, '10,000 Shekels on Goliath'."