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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Level Head who wrote (10952)	8/6/1999 10:13:00 PM
From: Tomato	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62549

Not 100% true. I've been to the Sam Adams Brewery in Boston, and they do, indeed, make beer there. Most of their beer is made elsewhere by big contract brewers using their recipe and specifications, however. But some humor.... > A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, > > was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of > > schedule, at 2 in the morning. > > Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the > > bedroom and started to climb into bed. Just then, his wife sleepily > > sat up and said, "Honey, would you go down to the all-night drug store > > on the next block and get me some aspirin? I've got a splitting > > headache." > > "Certainly, honey," he said. Feeling his way across the dark room, he > > got dressed and walked over to the drug store. > > As he arrived, the pharmacist looked up in surprise, "Say," said the > > pharmacist, "I know you - aren't you a policeman? Officer Fenwick, > > right?" > > "Yeah, sure. So?" said the officer. > > "Well what the heck are you doing all dressed up like the Fire Chief?"