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To: ToolManInc who wrote (10975)	8/9/1999 7:44:00 AM
From: Carole Olkowski	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

> > Pierre, a brave French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out > >> for a pleasant little picnic by the River Seine. It's a beautiful > day, > >> and love is in the air. > >> Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me!" Our hero > grab a > >> bottle of Merlot and splashes it on Marie's lips. > >> "What are you doing, Pierre?", says the startled Marie. "I am > Pierre > >> the fighter pilot! > >> When I have red meat, I have red wine!" She smiles and they start > >> kissing. > >> When things began to heat up a little, Marie says, "Pierre, kiss me > >> lower." Our hero tears her blouse open, grabs a bottle of > Chardonnay > >> and starts pouring it all over her breasts. > >> "Pierre! What are you doing?", asks the bewildered Marie. "I am > Pierre > >> the fighter pilot! When I have white meat, I have white wine!" > >> They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. > Marie > >> leans close to his ear and whispers, "Pierre, kiss me lower!" Our > hero > >> rips off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and pours it in her > >> lap. He then strikes a match and lights it on fire. Marie shrieks > and > >> dives into the river. > >> Standing waist deep, Marie throws her arms up and screams furiously, > >> > >> "PIERRE, WHAT IN THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?" > >> Our hero stands up, defiantly, and says, "I am Pierre, the fighter > >> pilot! If I go down, I go down in flames!