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To: Marty Rubin who wrote (11012)	8/10/1999 3:11:00 PM
From: Tech Master	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62551

Q: How do you get an eighty year old woman to say f*ck? A: Get another eighty year old woman to say bingo!

To: Marty Rubin who wrote (11012)	8/10/1999 3:20:00 PM
From: Tech Master	Respond to of 62551

Message 10859488

To: Marty Rubin who wrote (11012)	8/10/1999 7:15:00 PM
From: c.horn	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62551

There were these three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third guy remains quiet. After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, "Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?" The third fellow puffs out his chest and says, "Well, I'll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me crawling on her hands and knees." The first two guys were amazed! Their eyes are wide and they have a newfound respect for this guy. "Wow! What happened then?" they asked. The third fellow took a long, healthy swallow of his beer, sighed and uttered, "She said, 'Get out from under that bed and fight like a man!'" ====================================================================== 3 Blondes are shipwrecked on an island. As they're walking along the beach, one of them finds a lamp (magic). She rubs the lamp and genie comes out and offers each one of them one wish. The first blonde wishes to be smarter than the second blonde so he makes her brunette and she swims off the island. The second blonde wishes to be smarter than the third blonde so he makes her a red head, she builds herself a boat and rows off the island. Finally, the third blonde wishes to be smarter than both the other two blondes so he makes her a man and she uses the bridge. =======================================================================