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To: Calvin Scott who wrote (11340)	9/2/1999 2:00:00 PM
From: 2brasil	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62555

1-800-PSYCH Hello, Welcome to the Psychiatric hotline! If you are obsessive-compulsive, please press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2. If you have multiple personalties, please press 3,4,5 and 6. If you are paranoid-delusional, we know who you are and what your going to press. Stay on the line so we can trace the call. If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a little voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressed, it doesnt matter which number you press. No one will answer