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To: Sarkie who wrote (11447)	9/8/1999 10:07:00 PM
From: Carole Olkowski	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62550

>> A wealthy trader from Wall Street stopped in at the local tattoo parlor >> in Key West, Florida and requested to have a one hundred dollar bill >> tattooed on his penis. >> >> The heavily tattooed tattoo artist looked at the extremely well dressed >> trader with a look of complete astonishment, and said, "I've had >> strange requests, but this one tops the list. Why in the hell would you >> want me to tattoo your wanker with the picture of a one hundred dollar >> bill?" >> >> The trader in his usual fashion looked at the burly artist and replied, >> "There are three distinct reasons I want this done and done >> immediately. One, I love to play with my money. >> >> "Two, when I play with my money, I love to see it grow. >> >> "Three, and this is the most important of all, the next time my wife >> wants to blow a hundred bucks, she won't have to leave home to do it." >> >