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To: Peter S. Maroulis who wrote (11480)	9/10/1999 11:48:00 PM
From: The Philosopher	Read Replies (3) \| Respond to of 62549

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To: Peter S. Maroulis who wrote (11480)	9/11/1999 12:12:00 AM
From: Neenny	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62549

Shared sleeping room A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. After the initial embarrassment and uneasiness, they both go to sleep, the man in the upper berth and the woman in the lower berth. In the middle of the night the man leans over, wakes the woman and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly get me another blanket?" The woman leans out and, with a glint in her eye, says, "I have a better idea, just for tonight, let's make pretend that we are married." The man happily says, "OK. AWESOME !" The woman says " GOOD.... Get your own fucking blanket."