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To: TigerPaw who wrote (11558)	9/16/1999 10:02:00 AM
From: fiberman	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

Penis Promotion!!! The Penis requests a promotion and a raise for the following reasons: > > has to work hard > has to work at great depths > has to work upside down > has no ventilation or air conditioned work environment > has to work in a high humidity environment > has to work at high temperatures > does not get weekends and holidays off > does not get time off after extra hours of work > has a hazardous work environment that often causes illness > > Management Reply: > > Request denied ------- for the following reasons > > -does not work 8 hours straight during any work period > -does not answer immediately to all requests > -co-workers often unsatisfied by job performance > -after a short activity period, falls asleep > -shows no evidence of fidelity at the workplace > -works better alone than with others > -does not work at all unless pushed from behind > -does not leave the workplace clean after finishing work > -sometimes leaves work too early >>