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To: John Carragher who wrote (11612)	9/20/1999 5:25:00 PM
From: OldAIMGuy	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62553

I wonder if that same woman could help Bret Farvre??

To: John Carragher who wrote (11612)	9/20/1999 11:51:00 PM
From: netchise	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62553

A woman is playing golf one day when shes slices the ball into the woods. She goes to retrieve the ball and hears a voice say"Hey, come here." She goes toward the voice and finds a frog. He says"Kiss me and I will give you three wishes. But first I must warn you that whatever you wish for, your husband will get 100 fold." She agrees and kisses the frog."What is your first wish?" the frog asks her."I want to be the most beautiful woman in the world," she replies. "OK, but remember, your husband will be 100 times more handsome than you are beautiful. All the women will be after him,"warns the frog. "That's OK," she says. Then poof she is the most beautiful woman in the world."What is your next wish?" says the frog."I want to be the richest woman in the world," she says excitedly. "Well, OK. but your husband will be 100 times richer than you." "No problem," she replies."Again poof she is the richest woman in the world."Then what is your third wish?". "With a winning smile she replies"I would like to have a very mild heart attack."