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To: Edwarda who wrote (11669)	9/25/1999 7:14:00 PM
From: John Carragher	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

It is two o'clock in the morning and a husband and his wife are asleep when suddenly the phone rings. The husband picks up the phone and says, "Hello? How the heck do I know? What am I, the weather man?" promptly slamming the phone down. His wife rolls over and asks, "Who was that?" The husband replies, "I don't know, it was some guy who wanted to know if the coast was clear." ---

To: Edwarda who wrote (11669)	9/28/1999 9:29:00 PM
From: Sidney Reilly	Read Replies (4) \| Respond to of 62558

A woman's joke, LOL. The other day, my friends and I went to this "Ladies Night Club" with hunky male entertainers. One of the girls wanted to impress us, so she pulls out a $10 bill. the dancer came over to us and my friend licked the $10 and stuck it on his butt cheek. Not to be outdone, my other friend pulls out a $20 bill. she calls the guy back over, licks the $20 bill and sticks it on his other butt cheek. Still attempting to impress the rest of us, my other friend calls the guy back over, pulls out a $50 bill, licks it and again sticks it on his butt cheek. Now the attention is focused on me. What could I do to top that? I got out my wallet, thought for a minute.......and then the financial analyst in me took over. I got out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of his butt, grabbed the $80 bucks and went home.