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To: Sidney Reilly who wrote (11733)	9/28/1999 10:00:00 PM
From: High Grader	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

Great sign in a Catholic Cafeteria... Nun Smoking Area. Strange concentrations of policemen around a Donut shop, visible only from the air....cop circles.

To: Sidney Reilly who wrote (11733)	9/29/1999 10:31:00 AM
From: Edwarda	Respond to of 62558

Even though I've read it before, it's perfect for me! Thanks, Sidney! LOL!!!

To: Sidney Reilly who wrote (11733)	9/29/1999 11:14:00 AM
From: Edwarda	Read Replies (1) \| Respond to of 62558

Subject: High Tech Red Neck...... 1.)- You might be a high-tech redneck if... 2.)- Your e-mail address ends in “@over.yonder.com.” 3.)- You connect to the World Wide Web via a “Down Home Page.” 4.)- If the bumper sticker on your truck says, “My other computer is a laptop.” 5.)- Your laptop has a sticker that says, “Protected by Smith and Wesson.” 6.)- You've ever doubled the value of your truck by installing a cellular phone. 7.)- Your computer is worth more than all your cars combined. 8.)- You wire your network with jumper cables. 9.)- Your wife said either she or the computer had to go, and you still don't miss her. 10.)- You've ever used a CD-ROM as a coaster to set your drink on. 11.)- You ever refer to your computer as “Ole Betsy.” 12.)- Three Words: Daisy Duke Screensaver 13.)- You start all your e-mails with the words, “Howdy y'all.” 14.)- Your spell checker knows words like, “Y'all”, “Yonder”, and “Reckon.” 15.)- Your cars sit in the yard because your garage is full of dead CPUs,printers, modems and monitors. 16.)- Your belt buckle is made from a dead 3.5” disk drive. 17.)- You ever felt you had to move your computer desk so it didn't block the velvet picture of Elvis. 18.)- Yer mouse keeps knocking over yer spitcan. 19.)- Smith & Wesson..the original Point-N-Click interface. 20.)- When you're friends comment on your “nice boots” and you say, “Yea,thanks. Its my spiffy, new Phoenix BIOS.” 21.)- When your wife catches you again with your “Farm Animals of the Orient” CD-ROM. 22.)- When you order your new pick-up truck with a gun rack and PCMCIA sockets. 23.)- Your PC Games collection consists of nothing but Bass Fishing tournament games. 24.)- You only buy from Gateway, ‘cause the cow-colored boxes are a hoot.