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Pastimes : Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke -- Ignore unavailable to you. Want to Upgrade?

To: Dayuhan who wrote (11714)	9/28/1999 7:20:00 AM
From: John Carragher	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62578

Martha Stewart's tips for the day: > > Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross > out the names and addresses of people you don't know. > > Fool other drivers into thinking you have an expensive car phone by holding > an old TV or video remote control up to your ear and occasionally swerving > across the road and mounting the curb. > > Avoid parking tickets by leaving your windshield wipers turned to fast wipe > whenever you leave your car parked illegally. > > > No time for a bath? Wrap yourself in masking tape and remove the dirt by > simply peeling it off. > > Apply red nail polish to your nails before clipping them. The red nails will > be much easier to spot on your bathroom carpet. (Unless you have a red > carpet, in which case a contrasting polish should be selected.) > > > If a person is choking on an ice cube, don't panic. Simply pour a jug of > boiling water down their throat and presto! The blockage is almost instantly > removed. > >