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To: John Carragher who wrote (11802)	10/1/1999 10:51:00 AM
From: William B. Kohn	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62551

Definition of a Fool "Someone dumb enough to invest in the stocks I have invested in" BK

To: John Carragher who wrote (11802)	10/3/1999 8:01:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Respond to of 62551

"We'd like a room, please," the guy said, nodding toward his misses. "We were married this morning." "Congratulations," the desk clerk said, "how about the bridal?" "No thanks, just a room. I'll hold her by the ears until she gets the hang of it." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ One day, shortly after having her 9th baby, the good Irish lady ran into her parish priest. He congratulated her on the new offspring, then said: "But isn't having nine babies a little much?" "Well," she said, "I don't know why I get pregnant so often, it must be something in the air." "Yes," said the priest, "your legs." ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Q: What's the best thing to come out of a penis? A: The wrinkles! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ John Howard was riding on a horse in a parade. When it was over he commented to his wife that the horse he was riding must have been a REAL Stallion. His wife replied that the horse he was riding was, in fact, a gelding. John replied, " No way! It was a stallion! EVERYONE was saying, 'Look at the DICK on that horse!'"