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To: Calvin Scott who wrote (11885)10/7/1999 5:37:00 PM
From: OldAIMGuy  Read Replies (1) | Respond to of 62550
 
<old Red Fox>

An old married couple was sitting listening to the radio evangelist......

"I can Heal you tonight..
Put one hand on the Radio
and I can Heal you tonight...
Put one hand on what you want Healed,
'Cause I can Heal you tonight....."
sang the voice of the preacher.

The old lady put one hand on her tired old heart and the other on the radio and quietly sang,

"Wade in the Water,
Wade in the Water, children...."

Well, the old fellow saw what she was doing and put one hand on the radio and slipped the other deep in between his own legs. He too began to sing,

"Wade in the Water,
Wade in the Water, children...."

The old lady looked over at him and said,

"He said he could Heal, not raise the Dead!!!"