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To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (11892)	10/8/1999 5:31:00 PM
From: Lamont	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62569

An Irishman, an Italian, and a Polish guy are in a bar. They are having a good time and all agree that the bar is a nice place. Then the Irishman says, "Aye, this is a nice bar, but where I come from, back in Dublin, there's a better one. At MacDougal's, you buy a drink, you buy another drink, and MacDougal himself will buy your third drink!" The others agree that sounds like a nice place. Then the Italian says, "Yeah, that's a nice bar, but where I come from there's a better one. Over in Brooklyn, there's this place, Vinny's. At Vinny's, you buy a drink, Vinny buys you a drink. You buy anudda drink, Vinny buys you anudda drink." Everyone agrees that sounds like a great bar. Then the Polish guy says, "You think that's great? Where I come from, there's this place, Larkowsi's. At Larkowsi's, they buy you your first drink, they buy you your second drink, they buy you your third drink, and then, they take you in the back and get you laid!" "Wow!" said the other two. "That's fantastic! Did that actually happen to you?" "No," replied the Pole, "but it happened to my sister!"

To: SIer formerly known as Joe B. who wrote (11892)	10/10/1999 9:35:00 PM
From: John Messbauer	Respond to of 62569

Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys? A. We'd eat pussy every Thanksgiving. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Bert met Claudia in a bar one night and began buying her drinks. After they'd had quite a few, they hit it off pretty good and soon Bert suggested they go to his apartment for some "extracurricular" activity. Well it wasn't long before they found themselves in bed making passionate love. As they were making love though, even only half sober, Bert noticed that Claudia's toes would curl up as he was thrusting in and out. When they were done, Bert laid back on the bed and said, "I must have been pretty good tonight. I noticed your toes curling up when I was going in and out." Claudia, also half drunk, looked at him and smiled. "Yeah. That usually happens when someone forgets to remove my pantyhose."