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To: Susan G who wrote (12101)	10/21/1999 12:49:00 AM
From: Tomato	Read Replies (2) \| Respond to of 62552

Sign seen at the Ravenswood Winery in Sonoma: To err is human, But to zin is d'vine

To: Susan G who wrote (12101)	10/21/1999 2:06:00 AM
From: Karen Lawrence	Respond to of 62552

LOL, thanks Susan G. Lil' Johnny's mother took her 5 year old son with her to the bank on a busy Friday. They were in line behind a rather obese lady wearing a business suit, complete with a pager. As the mother patiently waited, Lil' Johnny looked at the women in front of him and observed loudly, "Hey, Mom, she's REALLY FAT." The lady looked at Johnny, made eye contact with his mother and gave an understanding smile. Lil' Johnny received a quiet reprimand. After a minute or two, Lil' Johnny spread his hands as far as they will go and loudly said, "I bet her butt is that wide." At this the lady glared at Johnny. His embarrassed mother severely scolds her son. Again after a couple of minutes Lil' Johnny stated loudly, "Look how the fat hangs over her belt." The lady turned and told Johnny's mother to control her rude child and his mother threatened him with his very life. Things in the bank are quiet. The lady moved to the front of the line when her pager begins beeping. Lil' Johnny yelled in a panic, "RUN FOR YOUR LIFE MOM, SHE'S BACKING UP!!!!"