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To: amacdona who wrote (12362)11/5/1999 5:43:00 PM
From: SIer formerly known as Joe B.  Read Replies (2) | Respond to of 62554
 
Notable Quotes

They said it -- notable quotes from the news:
dailynews.yahoo.com

''... it would be politically incorrect to criticize someone who is overweight. But then I see everyone pointing fingers at the
people they think are underweight ... I think that's a bit of a contradiction.''

-- supermodel CINDY CRAWFORD, in an ''Access Hollywood'' interview, on the media and public's obsession with the
weight of celebrities.
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Oh and the super callused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis
has all ready walked by here:

#reply-11261218
#reply-10241039



To: amacdona who wrote (12362)11/5/1999 5:49:00 PM
From: John Carragher  Respond to of 62554
 
The Old Couple

While on a car trip, an elderly couple stopped at a roadside restaurant
for lunch.

After finishing their meal, the elderly woman left her glasses on the
table, but she didn't miss them until they were back on the highway. By
then, they had to travel quite a distance before they could find a place
to turn around.

The elderly man fussed and complained all the way back to the restaurant.
He called his wife every bad name he could think of.

When they finally arrived at the restaurant, as the woman got out of the
car to retrieve her glasses, the man yelled to her, "While you're in
there, you might as well get my hat, too."